Real Estate Agent or Pimp?

Posted May 21, 2008 @ 12:41 am, Viewed by 171 Visitors, Read 171 Times.

As I was constructing an information page about a local subdivision this evening, I started to muse on how easy it is to mis-type "homes" as "hoes". I catch myself doing this perhaps 3 or 4 times a day - I don't think it's a Freudian slip or anything. However, I feel rather nervous that one of these slip-ups is going to find it's way into my published work. I mean, all it takes is a momentary stick of the "m" key and it takes "offering my services" to a whole different level. Here are just a few of the choice bits of editing I've had to do lately:

"Hoes for rent in Aurora"

"The price of hoes in Aurora has been dropping lately"

"I would love to assist you in finding the hoe of your dreams"

"Lovely hoes available right in your area!"

"Let your local expert Eric Rogers assist you in finding your next hoe."

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thevolcanogod Eric is a husband, oenophile, musician and real estate agent in Aurora, Illinois. I specialize in working with first-time buyers as well as sellers in the City of Aurora, Oswego, Montgomery and surrounding Fox Valley communities. Read More

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