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    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but my truck fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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    Hahahaha, awesome!
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    That is hilarious.... boy I needed a good laugh this morning.
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    lol.. Oh man.
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    That is awesome....LOL

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    "Dear John,

    I am leaving you. Our time together has been an important part of my life and I will always cherish it. Over time we have grown distant and I would rather part on good terms than draw things out. I hope you will be happy in your life and find another to find comfort in.

    Always in my heart,
    Jane

    P.S. I left a momento of our time together in your car."
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    I actually like the paint on the inside of the car. Looks neat.
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    That was great!

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    I do believe your wife is secretly unhappy that the Ferrari gets the whole garage. After all it is a two car garage.

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    great post ))

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