Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
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A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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it has some meanings,i think

I love the elmo one. I swore I responded on this one...

And totally don't understand jasmine's post, but meh, she's banned

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yeah, i was confused by her response. ...

Number one was funny to me because I would have heard testicles too...I probably would have known he wasnt actually refering to balls, but I probably would have giggled...

...im mature hey?.

Of the ones listed, I like the last one.

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The lawyer joke hits the mark.

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The first one is the best in this group - it reminds me of every time I order sweet iced tea at certain restaurants and they offer me a refill - "More sweet tea?" sounds like "More, sweetie?"

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Some good ones there

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