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Old 07-20-2007, 07:59 AM
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Default Joke of the Day - July 20/07

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: "What does the cow say?"

Child: "Moo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:52 AM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - July 20/07

hahah I LOVE the first one!!! - GREAT!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:15 PM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - July 20/07

#3 = winner of that bunch.

Good stuff.
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - July 20/07

I could picture the little girl doing that.. but the last is the best lol
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I like the third one best, but they are all funny.
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