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Old 07-27-2007, 08:04 AM
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Default Joke of the Day - July 27/07

(WARNING: slightly vulgar. Not bad though )

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left breast.

She shot herself in the left kneecap.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:39 AM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - July 27/07

All 3 = winners today!
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3 good ones today! I like the third one best.
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HAHA One and Three were too funny!
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - July 27/07

I just realized... google gets their jokes from comedy central's!

Good jokes though, even if I did already read the first two
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lol.. I told you...
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