Happy Friday everyone!

** Thoughts for Today **

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking
how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag
himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat are really good
friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't
met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The"
and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"

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Dan Connolly
Atlanta Georgia
Atlanta Georgia Real Estate
Atlanta Foreclosures
Search for Atlanta Real Estate

Good stuff.

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Jennifer Karlen & Jon Karlen
Kentucky Horse Farms - Louisville Kentucky Real Estate - Lexington Kentucky Real Estate
Serving the Louisville KY metropolitan area including Jefferson County - Prospect Shelby County - Shelbyville Oldham County - Goshen, La Grange and the Lexington KY metropolitan area including Fayette County - Lexington Woodford County - Versailles Scott County - Georgetown Jessamine County - Nicholasville

I needed a good chuckle today. Thanks for supplying one.

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Benjamin Dona, Broker/Owner
Gulf Coast Associates, Realtors
Metro Mortgage Company
Bonita Springs Real Estate | Florida Home Loans | Naples Real Estate

LOL that is terrible

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Dave Friday
Creative Link Management
dave@realestatewebmasters.com

Along with #2 about wrinkles, I have often thought that it's good that when you pass gas it isn't visible. However, I guess sometimes I wish it was (when it's not mine).

#7 is completely accurate, and I have learned this more and more often over time.

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Jason Crouch, Broker
Austin Texas Homes, LLC
512-796-7653 (cell)
Austin Real Estate
Austin Texas Real Estate
Austin Homes

Nice. Thanks for that . Haa

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Scottsdale Real Estate
McDowell Mountain Ranch Real Estate
DC Ranch Real Estate

Just being honest -

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Jason Crouch, Broker
Austin Texas Homes, LLC
512-796-7653 (cell)
Austin Real Estate
Austin Texas Real Estate
Austin Homes

2 is pretty freaking funny. I will have to remember that.

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Ki Gray - Austin Realtor

Working in Austin his site covers the Austin Real Estate market. If you are considering investing in Austin be sure to check out his Austin Real Estate Blog or look through some of the Austin Homes currently for sale.