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Old 08-13-2007, 07:54 AM
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Default Joke of the Day - August 13/07

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack.

"Three rabbits," Jed said.

The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butt, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit."

Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."

So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out another rabbit.

Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's bunghole, tasted it and said, "This is a Alamba rabbit. Let me see your Alamba huntin' license."

So Jed showed them to him. Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"

So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"
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One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. She tells the owner, "I want to get my boyfriend a pet, but I only have $20. What do you have for that?"

The owner says, "Hmm. I only have pedigree animals here, but I think I have something in back," and he goes back and comes out with a bullfrog. He says, "This is no ordinary bullfrog, this bullfrog gives great BJs."

Thinking the frog could save her a little work around the house, the lady said, "I'll take it."

She takes it home and gives it to her boyfriend, who is less than thrilled. She smiles and says, "This is no ordinary bullfrog - I'm going to leave you two alone and let you get to know each other."

About 45 minutes later, the lady hears pots and pans banging around in the kitchen, she runs in and yells, "What the hell is going on around here!?"

The man looks up from a cookbook and says, "If I can teach this frog how to cook you're outta here."
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A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 13/07

You cut and pasted jokes 2 and 3 wrong :P

'About 45 minutes later' should be up in joke 2.

I like the frog one
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:14 AM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 13/07

These are all good ones - it took me a second to figure out what happened to the rest of #2, because it didn't seem that funny until I read #3.
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All fixed.
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 13/07

Much better now. #2 = winner.
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 13/07

I liked 3.
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Here's a video on YouTube that you might enjoy (similar to #3):

http:// www. youtube.com/watch?v=qiL79oxxfIE
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 13/07

Jason that was pretty funny. I like that she looks around the library before ordering again.
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