Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first made love.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."
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An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

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All pretty good today.

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The last one is a 'heres your sign' from Bill Engvall

I liked them lol

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I liked #2 and #3.

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Why do witches wear nametags?

So they know which witch is which.

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ZeroFlaws - That one made me audibly groan. It reminds me of a story I have read to my kids about "Who would care for a sandwich?". The greediest kid on the beach field trip pipes up because he wants the sandwich, but he gets to "care for a sand witch", and clean her house, etc.

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number 3 is pretty good

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