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Old 08-17-2007, 09:38 AM
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Default Joke of the Day - August 17/07

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.''
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A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear.

So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, and then rubbing her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.

"What the hell did that mean?"

"I left it behind the bush."
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A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

''Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?'' she inquired.

''No gimmick,'' the man answered. ''My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.''
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:41 AM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 17/07

I'm digging #3 .
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:27 AM
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 17/07

#3 = winner today.
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 17/07

Yep 3 it is
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Default Re: Joke of the Day - August 17/07

Pretty good ones today (posted on my birthday, no less)!
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Pretty good ones today (posted on my birthday, no less)!

Happy Birthday!
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