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Old 08-24-2007, 07:12 AM
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.


If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

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Old 08-24-2007, 07:39 AM
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Funny one.
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:21 AM
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Heh, I "lol'd".
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:17 AM
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That was a good one. Speaking of men only, I recently saw "Superbad" with a couple of my friends - it was hilarious!
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:24 AM
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Guys, I have to admit... I have fallen victim to this "beer" drug before. Beware, everything Bigtoe speaks about is true.... be vigilant, boys! ;-)
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:40 AM
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That was a good one!
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:24 PM
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Who says you can't drink em pretty.
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:50 PM
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Which reminds me of "The Top 25 Country Song Titles of All Time"

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

24. His Teeth Was Stained, But His Heart Was Pure

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run so I Figure We Got An Even Deal

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

8. Please Bypass This Heart

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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oh my god, i'll never take another offer of a drink from a woman!!
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:57 PM
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This reminds me of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

If you don't know what I mean then visit dhmo.org where they describe in greater detail the problems of this odorless liquid killer.


If you didn't already catch it, dihydrogen oxide is two hydrogen atoms to one oxygen which is more commonly represented as H2O.

Pretty funny in a bitter, sarcastic kind of way.
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