Real Estate Forums

Laid Back Chat We are all friends here and sometimes we just want to chat. It doesn't have to be real estate web development all the time, some times we have a new baby in the family, sometimes we have a beef or boquet. Sit back and relax here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 Just a joke  
Old 09-03-2007, 09:09 AM
Bigtoe's Avatar
Bigtoe Bigtoe is offline
Uber Real Estate Webmaster
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Outer Banks
Posts: 871
Bigtoe is on a distinguished road
Default Just a joke

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.


"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue and red lights flashing. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.

Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."


The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran
off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
__________________
Serving all your Outer Banks real estate needs and for the latest OBX events visit the Outer Banks Community Forum.
Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2007, 10:30 AM
Malok's Avatar
Malok Malok is offline
Uber Real Estate Webmaster
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Kentucky - in a barn!
Posts: 1,194
Malok is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Just a joke

Thats a good one.
__________________
Jennifer Karlen & Jon Karlen
Kentucky Horse Farms - Louisville Kentucky Real Estate - Lexington Kentucky Real Estate
Serving the Louisville KY metropolitan area including Jefferson County - Prospect Shelby County - Shelbyville Oldham County - Goshen, La Grange and the Lexington KY metropolitan area including Fayette County - Lexington Woodford County - Versailles Scott County - Georgetown Jessamine County - Nicholasville
Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2007, 10:42 AM
jasoncrouch's Avatar
jasoncrouch jasoncrouch is offline
Exclusive member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Austin, Texas area
Posts: 705
jasoncrouch is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Just a joke

I really like that one. Thanks for sharing it here!
__________________
Jason Crouch, Broker
Austin Texas Homes, LLC
512-796-7653 (cell)
Austin Real Estate
Austin Texas Real Estate
Austin Homes
Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2007, 08:46 AM
BrandonSternfield's Avatar
BrandonSternfield BrandonSternfield is offline
Uber Real Estate Webmaster
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Posts: 1,502
BrandonSternfield is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to BrandonSternfield
Default Re: Just a joke

It's really funny, mostly because the troopers around here and I-75 are that lazy.
__________________
If you're not remembered, you never existed.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

For our members

Main Sections

IDX Coverage Areas

Spiders Welcome

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:21 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.